Ahmedinejad: Hope and Change are here.
From The Endive…
Newly re-elected Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad used his victory speech to announce that hope and change have finally come to Iran after eight years of failed policies from the Bush administration.
“First, I want to thank everyone for electing me,” said Ahmedinejad, “I could not have done it without you. You said ‘Yes we [...]
Obama Nominates Mr. Potato Head for Supreme Court
From The Endive…
In another historic move, President Obama has announced that Mr. Potato Head is his nominee for the nation’s highest court.
Judge Head would be the first Potato-American to serve on the court and only the third Justice in history with removable facial features.
“Mr. Potato Head reaches out to all Americans,” said the President, “He [...]
Obama Grounded Due to 100-day Report Card
From The Endive…
Barack Obama was grounded by his parents after they saw the teacher comments on his 100-day report card.
While the exact terms of Obama’s punishment are unknown, it is clear from the report card that he’s in a lot of trouble.
According to the comments on his report card, Obama has taken advantage of [...]
Congress Bans Le__er “_”
From The Endive…
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“_his legisla_ion will save us millions of dollars by reducing _he size of every documen_ by up _o _hir_y percen_,” said Sena_e majori_y leader Harry Reid, “_ha_, of course, was our main [...]
Obama Nominates Lindsay Lohan as Food and Drug Chief
From The Endive…
President Obama announced today that Lindsay Lohan is his new nominee for head of the food and drug administration.
“I could not think of a more qualified person for the job,” said Obama, “Is there anyone else in the world who is more judicious when it comes to the usage of food and drugs?”
According [...]
The Coming Storm
This holiday season we are all thinking about the current state of the market economy, and many are looking to see what the policy makers on Capital Hill are going to do. The majority of Americans do not support bailout bills, and stimulus packages, but this democratically controlled Congress is not listening to the Will [...]
The Coming Storm
This holiday season we are all thinking about the current state of the market economy, and many are looking to see what the policy makers on Capital Hill are going to do. The majority of Americans do not support bailout bills, and stimulus packages, but this democratically controlled Congress is not listening to the Will [...]
