Catholic Parrots
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Catholic Parrots
Matt goes to his priest one day and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! You want to have some fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.
“You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the c age with Franci s and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!”
“Thank you,” Matt responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, he brought his female parrots to the priest’s house.
As the priest ushered him in, Matt saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, he walked over and placed his parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, “Hi, we’re hookers! You want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!!
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