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National Jewish Democratic Council Vampires

This could explain their obsessive aversion to crosses and Bibles

Count Steve Rabinula of the National Jewish Democratic Council climbed out of his coffin yesterday to make the following blog entry:

From the San Antonio Express-News:

A new law soon will require all Texas public school districts to offer a Bible as Literature course if 15 or more students express interest, but one San Antonio public school has been offering such a course for more than 30 years.

This is filed under “Separation of Church and State,” but we think we have figured out the real problem. Steve Rabin, Ira Forman, and the rest of the National Jewish Democratic Council are really vampires, and this is why they go ballistic whenever someone shows them a cross. We even suspect that they have trouble with arithmetic because a + sign troubles them to the extent that they want to turn into bats and retreat to the sanctuary of their castle. Now let’s take a look at what is troubling Count Rabinula.


Bible as Literature class is now law

In 1963, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Bible reading and prayer in public schools was a violation of the First and 14th Amendment rights. But the court did not prohibit the teaching of the Bible as literature.

About 10 years after the Supreme Court ruling, Everidge, while teaching at Churchill, investigated the possibility of teaching the Bible as literature. Since then, Churchill has had hundreds of students take the course — some years having several sections, some years none, depending on student interest and staffing availability.

There is an old saying among lawyers that goes, “If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law and the facts are against you, pound on the table.” As shown above, both the law and the facts are against Count Rabinula:

(1) The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that it is unconstitutional to have Bible readings in public schools (as a form of religious indoctrination) but it is not unconstitutional to teach the Bible as literature. The law, Count Rabinula, is therefore against you.
(2) The Texas schools in question are going to teach Bible as literature courses (NOT Bible study courses), so the facts also are against you.

As usual, the National “Jewish” Democratic Council is now at the “pound on the table” phase, doubtlessly because its leaders are bigoted against Christianity and Christians in general as shown by their “Bubbie versus Jesus, Christians, and the Cross” (Bubbie versus the GOP) video. We add that one of our high school or junior high school courses, which was taught well after 1963, involved study of the Book of Job–which happens to be from the Jewish part of the Bible.


Watch out, Steve! They’ve got a CROSS! And isn’t the fellow on the right named Van Helsing or something…? (Count Rabinula cringes with horror, covers his face with his cape, turns into a bat, and flies away)

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