Ruh Roh!! Obama down in the polls
And it has the DUmmies in a Tizzy. Just a few weeks ago, The Lightwalker was already the President and the champagne was being bought, but when the public is learning is that Barak Obama is nothing but an emoty suit and has no new ideas. He is the reincarnation of Dukakis. And the DUmmies do not like it. They might be getting some voter’s remorse.
Bahahaha. Operation Chaos effect?????
DUmmies Hit Panic Button Over Obama Poll Freefall
What a difference a few weeks make. Not long ago the DUmmies
were doing their victory dances in the end zone while high fivin’ each
other over the Barack Obama victory that was SURE to happen in
November. The campaign and the voting itself were mere formalities
since the victory of the Lightworker was a done deal in their tiny
little minds. Well, reality has now set in that shows John McCain about
5 points AHEAD of the Obamassiah. And now the scene is like the alarm
claxons going off at the end of “Dr. No” with the DUmmies running
aimlessly in all directions in a state of panic as you can see in their
THREAD
titled, “So Far, Obama’s Campaign Has Been Dukakis-esque.” Interesting
that they bring up the name of Dukakis who was about 17 points ahead of
Bush I in the summer of 1988. I had a friend, Sam, from Massachussetts
who was gloating that time over the inevitable victory of his former
governor. So I bet him a modest 10 bucks that Bush would win. He
eagerly took my bet. We all know what happened to Dukakis in that
election so lets fast forward to a couple of days after he lost in a
landslide. I call up Sam to collect on my bet. His wife answers and
tells me Sam has been in bed for the past two days. Okay, I figured he
needs some time to recover so I wait another week. Same story. His wife
tells me that Sam is still confined to his bed. Then I forgot all about
it until early January and call again. His wife answers and
hesitatingly tells me that Sam is still sick and may be in that
condition for a very long time. I never saw Sam again. So I am
wondering if this will happen to the DUmmies if their Obamassiah loses
in November. So severely shocked that they can never again function in
public again. Picture Brian Wilson of the Beachboys lying in bed and
staring at the ceiling for most of the 80s. With that in mind, let us
now watch the DUmmies hit the panic button in Bolshevik Red while the
commentary of your humble correspondent, advising the DUmmies to get
themselves emergency bed pans, is in the [barackets]:So Far, Obama’s Campaign Has Been Dukakis-esque
[Dukakis got into a tank and Obama's poll numbers have tanked.]The
Obama campaign has been a major, major disappointment. They have
allowed this campaign to be about Obama instead of the 8 years of
miserable failure of the Bush admin. No mention of the horrible
economy. No mention of the lying to get us into war. No mention of the
Katrina incompetence. Instead, it’s been all oil drilling and
celebrity.[May I console you with some Freudenschade victory champagne?]
Now,
you can stick your heads in the sand all you want, but the Obama
campaign right now is losing this election because it’s been weak and
ineffective against McCain. No amount of donations nor volunteer work
can overcome a lackluster candidate and campaign. It’s up to Obama and
his campaign to make the case to the American people on why he should
be president, not some door to door canvasser.
[Perhaps you can write up some daring new lines for Obama's teleprompter.]Hillary
was a deeply flawed candidate, but at least she knows how to fight. So
far, this campaign is nothting more than a replay of Dukakis’88 and
Kerry ‘04.[Why am I now picturing a floor fight with Hillary in a couple of weeks? Now to the other DUmmies...]
They are losing the election because one poll says they are?
[No. Several polls now say the Lightworker is losing.]
Obama
has a handsome lead which, translated to an election, would equate to
an electoral landslide. People latch onto the odd tied poll or narrow
Obama lead when, in reality, Obama has generally (on average) had a
consistent 4-5% lead.[Auditioning for a job as Baghdad Bob?]
Real Clear Politics has him with a 1% lead when averaging all the polls.
[Yeah. Average in the polls of a few weeks ago with the current polls and Obama has a very slight lead. Comfy now?]
Have you actually watched any of Obama’s speeches?
[Yes, during insomnia attacks.]
Perhaps you are not familiar with the ads Obama has been playing as well as the speeches he has been giving…
[Plus Obama has a well-oiled teleprompter.]The
fact is his lead has been shrinking on a daily basis because people are
paying attention to McCain’s aggressive, negative campaigning. And if
anyone hasn’t been paying attention, it’s the Obama campaign.[Don't worry. John Kerry has their back.]
If
he doesn’t hit back hard and fast beginning in Sept he could very well
end up like a Kerry or Dukakis. Watch for the media to start asking
“will going negative hurt Obama?”[DUkakis, Kerry, Obama. The Democrat troika of failure.]—DUmmies FUnnies
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