The ant and the grasshopper
Cross posted at Stix Blog
Two Different Versions! Two Different
Morals!
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering
heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come
winter, the ant is warm and well fed.The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies
out in the cold.MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all
summer long, building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
laughs and dances and plays the summer away.Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a
press conference and demands to know why the ant
should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others
are cold and starving.CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide
pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a
video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. America is stunned by the
sharp contrast.How can this be, that in a country of such wealth,
this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so ?Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the
grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing,
‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of
the ant’s house where the news stations film the
group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’ Jesse then has
the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper’s sake.Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview
with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off
the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his
fair share.Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning
of the summer.The ant is fined for failing to hire a
proportionate number of green bugs and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his
home is confiscated by the government.Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the
grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant,
and the case is tried before a panel of federal
judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of
single-parent welfare recipients.The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing
up the last bits of the ant’s food while the
government house he is in, which just happens to
be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him
because he doesn’t maintain it.The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related
incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood.MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in
2008
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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America’s stunned by the sharp contrast.
Later that night, undercover operatives that are still safely under cover, apprehend the Grasshopper and whisk him off to Guantanamo Bay, where he is held indefinitely as an enemy combatant.
Since the writ of Habeus Corpus has been suspended, the Grasshopper stays at Gitmo without any opportunity to defend himself. When he refuses to recant his statement concerning the ant, he is waterboarded and sent back to his cell, which he shares with a computer programmer from Nebraska named Kareem.
Senator John McCain co-authors a bill with Joe Lieberman to grant equal rights to grasshoppers, then votes against it on the Senate floor.
Later in the week, Justice Scalia issues a statement saying the Grasshopper just needs to get over it.
The Ant digs a new wing in his colony using illegal immigrant carpenter ants from Tijuana. Several of the carpenter ants are tragically electrocuted while taking showers installed by KBR in the new wing. When an ultra-liberal website tries to break the story, the ant and all the surviving carpenter ants go on a team-building hunting trip with VP Cheney.
Moral of the story: Go back to sleep, everything’s just hunky-dory!
Anonymous,
Even socialist squirrels have names.
~Teddy Bear
Wow anonymous,you have a big imagination. Since we now know that everyone in the world is considered a US Citizen now thanks to our Supreme Court.
This is a story of liberalism run amok which is happening to our country. Just think Animal Farm