All Hail . The Obamessiah has arrived

Yes, we have a Kommie talking about the “American Messiah”.  Yes Obama is the new Messiah and we shalll all hail the new leader.   All Barak Husein Obamessiah.  Even though he has some skeletons in his closet, but who cares, he talks of “Hope” and he will “Change” Washington.  Yes our Lord and Saviour Barak Obamessiah.

Can I  hear an Amen,  Hallelujah.  Obamassiah has arrived and we are all saved.

Please, bring me a barf bucket
Cross Posted at Stix Blog

KOmmie asks about Obama: “American Messiah?

PJ posted my latest Obama parody yesterday. Today I want to
show you that the satire is not too far from reality. Witness this
KOmmieland THREAD:
“American Messiah?” KOmmie keenekarl (KKK?) has more than a Chris
Matthews-like man-crush on Obama. It’s an ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION to
the Pope of Hope. KOmmie keenekarl even kreeps out some of his fellow
KOmmies–or at least they want him to scale it back, lest such
unbridled Obamamania leads to a Baracklash.

But before we get to the reading from keenekarl’s Epistle to the KOmmies, let us join in singing our opening hymn:

HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from Camp Obama)
Tune: “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)” Original

Hello Daddy
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp’s as pretty
As a painting
And they say we’ll have some fun if we stop fainting

Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
Stevie Wonder’s
Out four-wheeling
I met Oprah
Over dinner
Since she’s been here she’s got thirteen inches thinner

All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
‘Cause the campers who come in here won’t be leavin’

Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
Our Messiah
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won’t crash more

Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don’t tell me
I ought to find out facts
Of how
He plans to spend and tax

Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don’t make me say
Just how–
He’ll find a way

Got to stop now
Looks like we’re through
Camp Obama
Has a curfew
Every day it’s
Early rising
After “Washing of the Brains” it’s “Plagiarizing”

Wait a minute
What’s this gabbin’
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin’
Seems the campers’ names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!

Our
service now continues with the Epistle reading and the responses, in
rubricesque Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest
correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who appreciates religious devotion
when it’s directed to the proper object–oh, let’s say, God–is in the
[brackets]:

American Messiah?

[WORLD Messiah!]

Now, the Bible words I will refer to talk about the Christian Messiah, Jesus of Nazareth.

[Forget him! Tell us about OUR Messiah!]

“They were all impressed with him (Jesus), and marvelled at the eloquent words he spoke.” (Luke 4:22)

[Our new Messiah is . . . The Eloquent Man!]

“You are the most handsome of men; you are an eloquent speaker. God has surely blessed you.” (Psalm 45:2)

[*sigh* *swoon* Are you feeling a thrill run up your leg, keenekarl?]

As I considered those words, I was reminded of another young man, in our time. . . .

[Who, keenekarl? Tell us who!]

this man has been inspiring large crowds of people everywhere he goes!

[Who is this man?!]

this
man has attracted the disdain and jealousy of those in power. . . .
This man raises their ire. . . . This man dares to attack their
self-serving actions and motivations, and so they despise him and
attempt to denigrate him with cheap, twisted, and false accusations!

[No, no! Not to THIS man! How DARE they denigrate him!]

But this man presses on, undaunted. . . .

[Undaunted! Hallelujah!]

This man is on the side of fairness, justice, and truth. . . .

[Who, disguised as a mild-mannered senator with a great metrosexual style. . . .]

this man has already inspired many, many hearts and minds. . . .

[But who is he, keenekarl?! Tell us his name!]

it has been over 2000 years since Jesus of Nazareth walked this earth. . . .

[OK, so it's not him. . . .]

And now, in this time and in this day, we have Barack Obama!

[Yes! Hallelujah! Hosanna to Obama!]—DUmmie FUnnies

And now for some truth about our Saviour.  Barak is not clean as the wind driven snow.  He did come form the most corrupt city in the United States.  Yes that beacon of kick-bakcs, shady deals and toatl corruption, the capital of The Democratic Republic of Chicago.  Yes,  where any good scheming man can get ahead by bribing the political machine in Chicago.  And one of  “Messiah’s” friends is none other than Mr
Rezko.  Yes the shady man that is incarcerated for corruption in the town that put corruption on the map.  I do not think that this little deal that Barak made will go away and will pop the balloon of Obamamania.   This and his total lack of any kind of experience in military affairs.

Land deal ‘mistake’ piles the pressure on Barack Obama

 

 

 

Barack Obama now admits his involvement in this land deal was a ?boneheaded mistake?

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James Bone in New York and Dominic Kennedy in London

The
key players | Timeline:
Barack and the billionaire

A British-Iraqi billionaire lent millions of dollars to Barack Obama’s
fundraiser just weeks before an imprudent land deal that has returned to
haunt the presidential contender, an investigation by The Times
discloses.

The money transfer raises the question of whether funds from Nadhmi Auchi, one
of Britain’s wealthiest men, helped Mr Obama buy his mock Georgian mansion
in Chicago.

A company related to Mr Auchi, who has a conviction for corruption in France,
registered the loan to Mr Obama’s bagman Antoin “Tony” Rezko on
May 23 2005. Mr Auchi says the loan, through the Panamanian company Fintrade
Services SA, was for $3.5 million.

Three weeks later, Mr Obama bought a house on the city’s South Side while Mr
Rezko’s wife bought the garden plot next door from the same seller on the
same day, June 15.

Mr Obama says he never used Mrs Rezko’s still-empty lot, which could only be
accessed through his property. But he admits he paid his gardener to mow the
lawn.

Mrs Rezko, whose husband was widely known to be under investigation at the
time, went on to sell a 10-foot strip of her property to Mr Obama seven
months later so he could enjoy a bigger garden.

Mr Obama now admits his involvement in this land deal was a “boneheaded
mistake”.

Mrs Rezko’s purchase and sale of the land to Mr Obama raises many unanswered
questions.—Times Online

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